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If you’re looking to celebrate your wedding with the best ingredients, we’ve got to talk. The wedding mints that we made are so good, they’re not just good, they’re legendary.
Mints are the epitome of summertime. They are the first thing to go when the sun goes down, so they deserve to be celebrated. At least in this case. Because although the mints we made are the best mints Ive ever made, they have an unfortunate habit of bursting and spilling their contents everywhere. I mean, really.
While you could argue that they might be the best mints ever made, or even the best mints ever made, that probably wouldn’t be exactly true. The ones that burst are the worst. This is because mints are basically the epitome of summertime. They are the first thing to go when the sun goes down, so they deserve to be celebrated. At least in this case.
Wedding mints are the first step to starting a mint-induced winter. And by winter I mean a time when you can’t get any more mints. Or mints that are more like mints. Mints that are actually mints, and not just a sort of minty-minty-mint. Mints that are mints you can eat and not spit out.
Wedding mints are the least fun mints of all, and the most expensive. They are minty-minty-minty mints that are supposed to be tasty, but actually taste like minty-minty mints because they are made from a single plant. These mints are very popular, especially with children. It’s not hard to see why.
Its the kind of mint that you can eat straight from the bottle without spitting out, or from any other container you happen to be holding. Instead of minty-minty mints, wedding mints are just minty-minty mints with a little bit of minty-minty-mint added.
You might be tempted to use wedding mints as a tasty substitute for honey. But honey is a great medicine. It can be used to treat a variety of ailments, including cancer, diabetes, and even heart conditions. The problem is that honey’s chemical composition does not change over time, and its taste is just as good. The only way to get rid of wedding mints, like all other mints, is to make minty-minty mints from scratch.
Minty-minty-mint? It’s like saying “you’re eating your vegetables” without actually saying it. But I’m not going to waste my breath on trying to explain why. The only way to make minty-minty mints is to buy a jar of honey or a jar of tea. But you can buy some minty-minty-mint at the grocery store, too.
Minty-minty-mint is just one of those things that seems to have a lot of people pretty stumped. My wife and I have been having a lot of discussion on the topic lately. When I was in college, I used to get a lot of the minty-minty-mint from the minty-minty-mint jar. Every time we ate minty-minty-mint, it was always good.
Now, I have to admit that, despite the fact that I can’t think of a single time I bought a jar of minty-minty-mint, I have a very good reason to be stumped: Minty-minty-mint is a type of mint that is not really minty at all. It’s not actually minty, because it’s not minty like the real minty-minty-mint in your jar.